“Why are you such an idiot, so
utterly simple-minded?”
Strong words even by the wife’s
standards. Clearly she was frustrated that the PM had proved everyone wrong and
taken such a bold step.
“I don’t understand why
supporting a surgical strike against black money is idiotic or simple-minded,”
I replied.
The wife looked at me with her
habitual mix of desperation and disdain. “Because, it is not a surgical
strike against black money. It is a silly branding exercise that shows that
this government doesn’t give a fig about what happens to people.”
“Oh! Really? Can you please explain
your brilliant theories, which clearly run counter to what all well-known
economists are saying?” I asked, trying to bring as much sarcasm as I could to
my voice.
“Well-known stooges you mean,”
she snarled. “Let’s start with a simple fact, black money emerges out of white
money. It comes from the banking system, which is the original source of all
cash.”
“Every business needs to generate
cash to pay bribes for getting tenders, winning contracts, getting clearances, paying
hafta to local policemen and political goons, chanda to religious
institutions.”
“How do they do it?”, the wife
asked, looking at me. Clearly this was just a rhetorical question, because she
continued without stopping.
“They over-report costs and
under-report revenues. If something cost 80 rupees, they say it cost 100 rupees
and if something was sold for 120 rupees, they say they got 110 rupees. So, a
40 rupee profit is reported as 10 rupees. Even the most honest businessman
needs to do this, because the bribes they have to pay cannot be offset as
expenses.”
The wife paused to take a dose of
nourishment from her cup of coffee. “But, bribes are not the only reason
businesses have to generate cash. Almost every business, however big, has to
deal with the informal cash economy. Carpenters, plumbers, contractors,
construction workers, casual labourers, truckers, raw material suppliers take
cash. They are in the informal sector and the fact that they do not pay taxes
is key to keeping their businesses competitive.”
“So, if you have been able to
follow what I have said till now – and I know it is difficult for someone who
has not had any real higher education,” the wife said, taking a dig at my MBA
from Cornell, “then you will understand that cash has to be generated not only
to fund corruption, but also to deal with the informal economy, which employs
many more people than the formal organized sector.”
I was about to say something, but
didn’t get a chance. “Now, let’s come to migrant labourers who work at
construction sites, spend their nights there under makeshift shelters and then
go back to their villages in time for sowing or harvesting season. Do they have
bank accounts? Do they have credit cards? Do they use e-wallets?” Rhetorical
question, don’t answer, I told myself.
“Such people can only be paid in
cash. The payments are likely to be registered as wages, but again
over-reported, so that the construction company or builder can generate cash. And
that brings us to real estate, by necessity, the biggest generator of cash.”
The words were becoming bigger, which means the wife was getting more
passionate as she spoke.
“A real estate project starts
with getting a plot of land, but even before you buy the plot, you have to pay
a bribe to get information on where to buy it. Will there be a road coming near
it soon? Is a metro station likely to come up there? Once you have paid cash
for the information, you start paying cash to get clearances. You then pay cash
to buy bricks and sand – both in the informal sector. You pay partly in cash to
get cement and steel transported. You pay cash for municipal clearances and
connection to utilities. And, you pay cash to the labourers who erect the
buildings. So, even before you have sold a single house, you have to generate
cash.”
Caffeine pause and then the
onslaught continued.
“No wonder, real estate players
take cash when they sell homes. No wonder that in the process of generating
cash and paying bribes they become politically connected, and then those
political connections help them get land, clearances and generate even more
cash.”
The wife suddenly turned to me
and asked, “are you telling me that from tomorrow, none of this will be
required anymore? Are you telling me that from tomorrow every babu, every
policewalla will suddenly become honest?”
I didn’t think she wanted an
answer, but she was glaring at me, so I blurted out, “I-I don’t know.”
“Of course they won’t, you idiot,”
she shouted. “Things will pause for a few days, maybe weeks, and then the
button will be reset. Things will go right back to where they were.”
“Now, let’s come to the stock of black money.
Only people who need to transact in cash on a regular basis, keep large amounts
of currency notes in stock. So, all small businesses, real estate agents,
builders, traders, stockists, small shop owners, will always have a significant
amount of cash, much of which would be unaccounted for.”
“Those who have black money as
wealth, turn it into white very quickly,” the wife continued. “And, there are
many methods of doing it. The easiest is to buy gold or jewellery and store it
in your locker. Another method is to go to your friendly neighbourhood pandit,
deposit all the cash into the temple hundi and then get it back after
some time in white. There are also thousands of small companies, which give
backdated certificates that you made equity investments in the past, the
valuation increased and now you have sold your stake for a profit. For a small
cost, the black money turns into white.”
“How do you know all this?” I
asked smirking. There’s no harm in introducing a bit of levity. The wife glared
at me, and continued her speech.
“People who have big black money,
also convert it into foreign exchange and take it out of the country through
hawala. There is also another method, where companies which have ‘cash in hand’
in their books but no real cash, take black money.”
“What do you mean by that?” I
asked. Surely, the wife didn’t think she was not going to teach me about
balance sheets.
“It’s simple. As I told you
earlier, every business has to generate cash to pay bribes or deal with the
informal sector. But, sometimes it is difficult for them to account for the
cash payments and it turns up as ‘cash in hand’ on the books, even when there
is actually no cash in their hands. This was not taught at Cornell, because
real business isn’t taught there” Unkindest cut, I say.
“So, it is easy for such businesses to deposit
real cash into the banks, because they can account for it in their books. They
take black money, deposit it into banks and turn it into white. Sometime later,
a fake loan contract is worked out between the black money holder and the company.
Over time, the loan is repaid, as white money, to the original holder of black money.”
“Then there are penny stocks,
which are artificially boosted and over just a few days, their price goes up
multiple times. This is then sold and shown as capital gains. A small
short-term capital gains tax is paid on it and black is turned into white.”
“But, surely, all this can be
caught if the trail is scrutinized closely?” I asked.
“Of course, they can,” the wife said. “In
fact, that is the only way to stop tax chori, by painstakingly scrutinizing
tax returns and money trails. It can’t be done by suddenly banning currency
notes and throwing things into chaos.”
“But, for that, you need to
employ more people in the Income tax department. But, that is not going to
happen, because, when it comes to generating employment, your beloved PM is a
complete failure.”
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